Another round of potions on me
This is the type of cat that would try to sell me magical potions in the woods.
I’d buy them all.
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Things that should exist:
~magic
~time travel
~fictional characters
~superpowers
~talking pets
~magic potions
Things that shouldn’t exist:
~supremacy
~rape
~murder
~sexism
~homophobia
~racism
It is inspiring to know that over 1,000 people believe in the same ideology.
me, at the psychiatrist’s office: hello, potion seller. i am going into battle and i want your strongest potions.
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
neville: *messes up his potion*
gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you
neville: an idiot sandwich
no no no!
Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior
Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*
GR: What’s going on?
Neville: *explains how he messed up*
GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.
Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*
Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.
He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.
nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.
Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar!
Slughorn: It was a stressfu-
Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!
or
Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme?
Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor.
Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you?
Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?
Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are.
Okay, now I can reblog it!
Fantastic!
The passer-through-walls (Le Passe-muraille) sculpture in the Paris Catacombs.
some french guy: you know what would be fucked up to see in the catacombs
gays dress like everyone from Jurassic Park tbh
Fair point
Not even sure if these are types of gay, but here we are
You forgot the T. Rex
Omg you’re right, I forgot the T-Rex!!!
The dinosaur is an amazing punchline but Dennis Nedry not making it on this post is pure ‘Hawaiian Shirt Gay’ erasure.
It gets worse:
1) he isn’t a professional photographer, he’s a dog groomer with a camera which he used to take nice pictures of his clients for social media who agreed to be the photographer as a favor because
2) he was invited to the wedding but they took his place off the seating chart once they hired him (!)
3) he was paid $250 for the day and at the point he got fed up was totally out of water and hadn’t had a break or anything to eat for TEN HOURS
4) the groom told him he couldn’t even have 10 minutes while everyone else was eating to go to the bathroom, sit down for a minute, and refill his water bottles, they wanted him taking pictures of Aunt Marsha eating chicken apparently
4a) it was in an old VFA hall and the A/C was broken and it was like 100° so being out of water and without food was actively dangerous
5) they also had him babysitting people’s children for free
6) when he said he really needed to at least get water, the groom said no, or he’d be fired, and at THAT point he said “fine, this isn’t worth it, this was a favor to all of you, I’ve been following your new wife around since early this morning and I’m starving,” the groom basically told him to suck it up, and THEN he wiped his memory card and left.
And honestly, good for him.
Literally
Well obviously y’all don’t know the trash we have to deal with.
Referring to sick people under your medical care as "trash" is really not a good look and uh. Literally proving the point of this video